1st Gospel - Misplaced priest is misplaced. [Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

[Blade isn't happy. No he's not. He was kind of in the middle of something before everything went all crazy. And now he's in some kind of palace where the guards and serving girls all talk gibberish.]

I don't give a damn where I am. Just tell me how to get back to the Black Spot.

[He's holding the Blackberry in his free hand while he's lifting up one of the palace guards by the scruff of his clothes.]

Now you have two seconds to give me the answer I want or you're not going to have the chance to see what I will do to the next guy I come across.

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[Video]

[inordertobelieve]

[A new arrival? That was a rare sight. Lately they had gotten such a small group that Mikami almost didn't expect new people anymore. And this one was a trouble-maker, too. Wonderful.
Mikami's lineface showed a hint of disapproval.]

These people supposedly don't have a real soul, so I doubt you can threaten them into providing more information. I will give you the answers, without a fight, so put him down.

[Even though talking to such people displeased him sooner or later someone would have to explain the place. Better him than someone who would pick a fight and get hurt.]

[Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

[Well now we're getting somewhere. Just going to flat out drop the guard who quickly scampers away the moment he lands on the floor.]

No soul but they know fear alright.

[Turns back to the phone.]

So you said you have answers?

[He's not going to like them is he?]

[Video]

[inordertobelieve]

[Mikami nods seriously]

I do. Though I must warn you. They will neither seem pleasant nor very believable at first. If you want to pass me off as crazy then I would understand. However, you will find the truth of my words soon enough.

[It was his usual mantra before he started explaining. Mikami clung to the bit of sanity he had kept here and he hated being looked at like he lacked it.]

[Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

Oh I can believe quite a bit.

[He comes from a world where girls can travel at mach 9 and can make craters by dropping on their rears on his face.]

[Jury is still out when it comes to thinking of you as crazy or not.]

[Video]

[inordertobelieve]

Well then.

It's true, it doesn't matter where you are, because returning to where you came from appears to be impossible as it is now. This place is called the Manor and it essentially hovers between different dimensions. Most people you meet here are from worlds different then your own. We are taken here by a person called the Author, who controls the entire realm and will not let us leave.

Right now we are on one of our 'field trips'. As the Author can alter this reality according to her wishes, she sometimes takes us away from the actual Manor to any place of her liking.

[Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

[Okay that's quite the story even by his standards. Still he can tell this guy is not making it up.]

You said she. So then someone's met her before?

[If so he just has to get an audience then whooop her ass.]

[Video]

[inordertobelieve]

No, sadly nobody has.

The knowledge of her being female has been existent at my arrival over a year ago already [Back then he'd asked the exact same question] and has been confirmed by the plotbunny, who is the only one in contact with her.
Aside from that, you can guess by some of her action and thoughts patterns. We only have little more information, just what he can get based on how she treats us.

Re: [Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

So she's not that stupid. Great.

[Hold on brain just processed that ridiculous piece of information you just dropped.]

Plotbunny? You mean bunny girl or something?

[Yep he's already imagining it. Can't blame a guy for hoping.]

[Video]

[inordertobelieve]

[...]

[Mikami could not even imagine where that association came from. His line-face gets even more line-face-y]

No, a literal bunny. He is male and appears to be a chain smoker.

[Video]

[was_a_hunter]

[Seeing the violent display, Mary can't help but panic a little. It's easy to tell he's new, so there's no telling when he'll switch from NPC's to REAL people.]

Ah! Pardon me!

I don't know how much you're aware of, but violence will only make things worse!

[Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

Worse? Somehow I don't see how these wimps could make things worse.

[Your definition of worse tends to mutate when you fight enemies that could probably level an entire city block or more.]

All he needs to do is give me some real answers instead of useless tripe.

[Video]

[was_a_hunter]

Not them. The author, she does things to people that meddle in her affairs...please, just listen to reason.

If you have any questions, I'll be able to answer far better than them, they truly don't seem to realize what's happening.

[Even after being beaten by them, she didn't think they were totally aware of everything.]

Re: [Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

The Author? what kind of evil mastermind name is that? Sounds like a cheap game final boss.

[Regardless down goes the guard who proceeds to run away as fast as he can stand.]

Okay then. First question. Where the hell am I? This isn't the Black Spot, that much I can tell.

[was_a_hunter]

The kind of evil mastermind who's little more than a teenage girl.

[Taking a breath, she smiles happily. At least now he may see reason and listen to her.]

Usually we're in a place known as the manor...but right now, we're on a field trip of sorts. A new plot.

[ilikekneesocks]

Teenage girl?

[You just spoke his language.]

[was_a_hunter]

Yes. I'm not sure how she does it, but she manages to pull us all from different worlds and places.

[Be glad she's missing the meaning of that look on your face.]

[ilikekneesocks]

Sounds like one powerful Needless then. Not one I know either.

[suna_bitch]

[Oh-hoh, finally, some excitement. Smirking at the screen, she gets a bit of a thrill from the look on the NPC's face. It was time that someone put them in their place at last.]

Oooh~ Go ahead and hit him, make them bleed.

[She shouldn't encourage him, but it was time some excitement finally happened.]

[ilikekneesocks]

[Well now someone who finally recognizes how things get done.]

That depends on his answers. I'm not an unreasonable guy.

[Lies. he totally is. Look at that evil grin.]

[suna_bitch]

Bull~.

[She recognized that grin from her own family. he'd get a thrill from beating answers from the NPC's, even if he didn't get any answers from them.]

You know you want to~.

[ilikekneesocks]

{Smirking now. Oh he wants to. There's only a minor problem.]

Shame he'd probably lose his head if I so much as flick his forehead though.

[Okay exagerating a bit but a punch would probably cut through the guy like knife through butter.]

[suna_bitch]

Truthfully?

[She's almost bouncing with excitement. Oh, he'd be fuuuun~.]

...And now I'm tempted to spar with you when we get back to the manor. It's been a while since I've had a challenge.

[ilikekneesocks]

Why bother lying when the truth is so much more fun?

[Well he could use the exercise. Wouldn't want to lose his edge.]

You mean this palace I'm in isn't the main headquarters for this place?

[suna_bitch]

Unfortunately no. We're usually in a manor...it gets boring after a bit though.

[Well...almost.]

It's still better than the last plot though. We all got turned into small horses.

[ilikekneesocks]

[....]

...small horses?