Badfic Manor

[When the feed comes on, the viewer is treated to is a peaceful view of Light's ceiling. The accompanying audio is a horrible retching noise, followed by what sounds like metal being dragged against hardwood floor. It's the sound of Light reaching feebly for the trash can, as his stomach forcibly ejects its empty contents. It's followed by labored breathing, and after a brief moment, a barely audible hoarse whisper.]

...Mmnk...Damn... I- I didn't think... don't want.... to... haa... haa... not.. like this...  

[The feed begins innocently enough. Accompanied by the soulless tone of buttons being pressed,  a view of the hallway is panned for Light's audience. The destruction Pyramid Head has left in his wake is on display: ripped floorboards, shredded carpets, gashes along the walls....along with one other minor oddity. There is a door in the middle of the hallway. By itself. 

A flesh colored blob (a hand) briefly covers the camera, and Light's face comes into view. His expression is torn between exasperation and exhaustion.]

I'm assuming this is another one of the Author's plots? 

[He circles the door. On the other side? Nothing. It's the other side of the door looking harmless.  He turns the door knob to discover that it is unlocked. Pushing the door open reveals... nothing. There's no black hole, no shimmering lights, no mysterious room. It's the same hallway that Pyramid Head has destroyed. Light makes an annoyed noise as he starts walking through the door frame.]

I don't understand just what-

[The rest of Light's sentence is cut off by a loud 'poof' noise and smoke. A clattering noise is heard as Light drops the Blackberry. When the smoke clears, it reveals a four year old Light Yagami, staring wide-eyed and looking dangerously close to a nervous break down into the camera.]

.....Dad? .....Mom....?


((OOC: Basically, step through the mysterious door, and boom! You are reverted to a child, age is your choice, with no memories of the Manor! Anyone is free to pester/walk through the door. The effect is reversed if you walk through the door again~))