round 001 || Knuckle || [accidental video]

[3minutefisting]

[The feed comes on to a nice shot of a pair of shoes, and the bottom of some sort of black robe.]

What in heaven's name is thi-

[He turns the device around so that his face finally comes into view and he immediately freezes up the moment he sees his face on the tiny little device. Very slowly and carefully just places the device back where he found it. He was not sure what the little device was, but he was sure that he PROBABLY shouldn't be touching it. The priest wandered out into the hall, and for anyone who may remember a certain Sasagawa Ryohei... well... the shouting will be very nostalgic.]

EXCUSE ME?! IS ANYONE HERE?! I SEEM TO BE VERY LOST, TO THE MAX!

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[In Person] Hello lover~

[was_a_hunter]

[...A new person? Well, better it be she that welcomes him instead of the ones that truly despise the place.

Recognizing the place, she quickly makes her way over there before he leaves. Still in her pink dress, she comes around a corner, smiling as she finally see's the person that she had been looking for. Not that it was hard, she was sure they'd heard him at the wall.]

Hello~

Are you okay?

Re: [In Person] Hello you~

[3minutefisting]

HELLO TH-

[oh right, that thing... with the indoor voices. She was right in front of him, so trying not to blow out her eardrums would be a good thing. He awkwardly brought his hand to his mouth as he cleared his throat.]

Pardon me... um... I am well, I just seem to be slightly lost at the moment...

[was_a_hunter]

[Taking a step back at the sheer volume, she offered him a shaky smile when he calmed himself.]

You're not lost, you're just not at home...this is what we refer to as "The Manor". There are people from different worlds and times here, so I wouldn't be surprised if you see someone that you know.

[3minutefisting]

[And guess how much of what you just said went completely over his head? That's right. All of it.]

I-I... um... I beg your pardon?

[was_a_hunter]

[...Be glad that she'd patient~. Using a tone that she had used with Dean when he was a child, she moved forward, stopping only a few feet from him.]

The Manor. It's a...really out of town.

Lets start a little slower though. My name's Mary~.

[3minutefisting]

I can certainly imagine that...

[But ah, polite greetings and idle chit-chat- so much more familiar after such a long... 'sleep' he supposed would be the best term.]

It's nice to meet you Mary to the max, my name is Knuckle.

[was_a_hunter]

Knuckle?

[What a peculiar name...she supposed there was a reason for a nickname like that though. ...That or he just had really cruel parents.]

Forgive me for saying so, but that's an odd name...is it a nickname?

[Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

YOU'RE TOO FUCKIN LOUD! We can hear ya!

[Yes the device is yelling back at you]

Re: [Video]

[3minutefisting]

[WHAT?! WHERE IS THIS DISEMBODIED VOICE COMING FROM?! Excuse him as he just starts looking around the room... for some... angry ghost maybe?]

H-hello? who's there?

Re: [Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

[Oh for the love of-]

Down here on the floor, idiot!

Re: [Video]

[3minutefisting]

The floor?

[He looked down by his feet... and saw nothing. Then got down on his hands and knees to look under the bed. Again, completely missing the blackberry he set on the bedside table.]

I'm afraid I can't see you...

[Video]

[ilikekneesocks]

[He's feeling like what little patience he usually has is being sapped so quickly.]

The phone...PICK IT UP!

Re: [Video]

[3minutefisting]

Phone?

[He crawled out from under the bed and got to his feet. He dusted off his robe, and looked around the room again. This certainly was turning out to be quite the wild goose chase.]

Like a phonograph? I don't see one in here...

[Yup. That's how old he is. Phonograph old.]

[video]

[deeplymeaningless]

There are people here and therefor I am in the fortunate position to point out to you that shouting is not at all necessary.

[... well that one reminded him of someone. But weirdness was this places's second name anyway.]

Re: [video]

[3minutefisting]

[What is with all these disembodied voices? Peculiar, perhaps he was starting to hear things? That wasn't a good sign, but then again perhaps it was a side effect of suddenly being... not dead.]

I-is someone there? Hello?

[video]

[deeplymeaningless]

[... not another person unfamiliar with broadcasts. Fake-politeness or not, Ryuutaro was getting tired of explaining all this over and over.]

I'm certainly existent, but right now I am talking to you with the help of the device you touched a bit ago, instead of meeting you face-to-face.

Re: [video]

[3minutefisting]

[The device he was just- oh! There's the bo-... that was a boy, right? The priest blinks a few times in surprise at the special little object, trying not to dwell to much on just HOW the little thing worked.]

Well, would you look at that... what a peculiar little device...

[and he brought his focus back to Ryuutaro, sending him a warm appreciative smile]

Thank you to the max!

[video]

[deeplymeaningless]

I did nothing but inform you about something necessary.

[He smiles not-so-humbly.]

You only just arrived, is that right?

Re: [video]

[3minutefisting]

Indeed I did. [Knuckle chuckles a bit, awkwardly] This place seems to be rather confusing to say the least.

[Doesn't help when your memory rivals that of a goldfish.]

[audio...probably...]

[notkinkypatch]

[Badou spends a good minute or so waiting for the ringing in his ears to fade before he sorts and decides to speak. Read as: be an asshole to the poor babu.]

Hell to Big Mouth Max, Hell to Big Mouth Max, do you read me? Over. Pipe the fuck down, some of us are trynna sleep eternally y'know. Also, status report on Roma the Foxy Devil? She get the hot pokers yet? Over.

[audio] And he officially thinks this room is haunted.

[3minutefisting]

Hello? Who's there?

[Don't mind him, just... looking around his room trying figure out how he's hearing things.]

I'm sorry... I don't think I understand your um... dialect? [Was that even a dialect? He couldn't makes heads or tails of what he was saying at all...]

[audio] All according to keicock.......u

[notkinkypatch]

[The sound of palm meeting forehead with a slap might be heard. Oh the humanity. Fun wasn't supposed to be this difficult, shit.] Obviously a kickass punchline that's goin' right over your head...

Just your friendly neighborhood Satan makin' sure you've got all your shit handled. Hot pokers an' the stretchin' rack. An not a pair of titties, you ain't that lucky.

[audio] >D

[3minutefisting]

Wh-WHAT?!

[He looked around the room some more, trying to get some sort of gauge on where he was.]

This... isn't exactly what I expected purgatory to be like... it simply looks like my room back at the church...

[audio]

[notkinkypatch]

SATAN'S SOGGY BALLS, WE CAN HEAR YA JUST FINE DOWN HERE, FUCK! [Nice disembodied voices are hard to cum by, mistah priest.]

No shit, it's supposed to. To getcha in a false sense of security until ya go to shave your nutsack an' your razor turns out wantin' a bite of manmeat. Try tellin' that to your thumpin' bible, brah.

Re: [audio]

[3minutefisting]

[Well with such vulgar language he would suspect it's believable... and the ring his will was sealed in broke...so he supposed it would make sense that he

...and now you have yourself a sad, sad, priest Badou.]

So, my repentance wasn't enough then...