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badfic_manor2010-11-25 04:45 pm
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Intro- Light Yagami [Accidental Audio]
...Ow.
[The first thing Light realizes when he wakes up is that he spent the night on the floor. His back muscles feel tortured, which he grudgingly had to admit was funny because...well he was L now. Ordinarily, he would have been irritated, but God is feeling exceptionally gracious today. Victory has put Light in a spectacular mood. This mood quickly evaporates however as he moves his hands by his sides.]
What. the. hell.
[Instead of the hardwood floor of his bedroom, his fingers contact slippery polystyrene. He bolts upright, hastily rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.]
Where am I?
[He quickly surveys the area and he concludes that he is in some tent contraption with nothing but his clothes, wallet, and judging from the rectangular object helpfully making its presence known by prodding his lower back, Rem's Death Note. This calms him down slightly as he gathers his thoughts together.]
Father? ...Mother? ....Sayu? ...Ryuuk?
[It's then that he realizes there is a blinking light staring at him from across the tent. He walks over and picks up the blackberry. He doesn't bother masking the venom in his voice as it dawns on him that everything he said has been broadcasted to unknown entities.]
Who the hell are you?
[The first thing Light realizes when he wakes up is that he spent the night on the floor. His back muscles feel tortured, which he grudgingly had to admit was funny because...well he was L now. Ordinarily, he would have been irritated, but God is feeling exceptionally gracious today. Victory has put Light in a spectacular mood. This mood quickly evaporates however as he moves his hands by his sides.]
What. the. hell.
[Instead of the hardwood floor of his bedroom, his fingers contact slippery polystyrene. He bolts upright, hastily rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.]
Where am I?
[He quickly surveys the area and he concludes that he is in some tent contraption with nothing but his clothes, wallet, and judging from the rectangular object helpfully making its presence known by prodding his lower back, Rem's Death Note. This calms him down slightly as he gathers his thoughts together.]
Father? ...Mother? ....Sayu? ...Ryuuk?
[It's then that he realizes there is a blinking light staring at him from across the tent. He walks over and picks up the blackberry. He doesn't bother masking the venom in his voice as it dawns on him that everything he said has been broadcasted to unknown entities.]
Who the hell are you?
[In person] xD I knew that but then realized the way the post was written suggested otherwise
You're quite right, how rude of me. My name is Light.
You mentioned a manor earlier, did you not? This [he gestures] is not a manor.
[In person]
Looks like Captain Obvious had his coffee this morning. Nah, the Manor's out there - pretty hard ta miss if ya go outside.
It's been infested by monsters, or somethin' like 'em. Anyways, we're organisin' a way ta get rid of 'em
[In person]
You'll pardon me Nice, my observations aren't usually, as you say, so obvious but I also usually don't experience such lucid dreams.
[In person]
Y'ain't dreamin', I'm sorry ta say. If you'd care ta follow me, I'll prove that I ain't talkin' crazy
[She goes to leave the tent]
[In person]
I'll just wait for the.. ah... monsters to go away of their own accord. REM cycles don't last for very long.
[In person]
Alright then, but all the food 'n stuff is out here..you'll hafta come out eventually.
[In person]
[In person]
I wish I'd been as naive as you when I'd shown up here. Well, either way, good luck.
Ya gonna need it
[With that, she exits the tent.
He was going to have a rough time, if he didn't listen to anyone.]
[In person]
You mean to say that if you were in my shoes, you'd believe everything?
[In person]
I've been in ya shoes, pal - and one thing I learned was ta listen and adapt. The faster you do that, the faster you learn ta live with what the Author throws at ya
[In person]
Picture this Nice. You go to bed on top of the world. You wake up in a tent in some land where apparently we're all at the mercy of monsters. Do you see why I'm not exactly receptive to believing any of this? Or do I need to explain that to you as well?
[In person]
Look. I know all this sounds like a bad trip, but sooner or later ya gonna find out that actually, it's very real. I'm just tryin' ta soften the blow by makin' ya listen ta me now.
[In person]
...Right. I'll try to suspend disbelief. You were saying?
[In person]
In a nutshell, things here a controlled by some chick called 'The Author'. Every week or so, somethin' around us will change. So, we could wake up on Monday on a beach, or where ever. Whatever happens, she controls it.
She's the one who brought us all here, and she's the only ticket out.
[Twisting the fuse between her fingers absently, she doesn't pay much mind to what she's saying]
In the Manor house, which you'd see if you'd getcha tail out from between ya legs and come out here, you'll have ya on room. It ain't all bad; we get plenty a food and fresh supplies. But, we just gotta put up with whatever she throws at us.
Savvy?
[In person]
[He stands up and slowly walks out of the tent, making sure the Death Note is securely tucked away in his pants.]
Savvy.
[In person]
Ah, see? It ain't all bad outside.
[In person]
...Could stand to be a little warmer. Does the "Author" dictate the weather as well?
[In person]
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[In person]
Nah, sorry ta say. You can only use ya blackberry to contact other members of the house. Like I said; there ain't no way outta this place, unless she wants ya out
[In person]
...Ah...
[In person]
[In person]
[In person]
All ya can really do now is try and get used to the place
[In person]
You're right. [At least until I figure out a way to get back.]
I apologize for my attitude earlier, Nice. I was not expecting to be here. I hope you understand. I'm usually much more pleasant.
[In person]
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[In person] I AM AWFUL AT SEEING TAGS/REPLYING QUICKLY. I am sorry.
No worries~
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...That sounds so wrong xD
XD That's Nice for you~
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