Page 4: Reap what you sow [Accidental Video]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[At first the feed displays only a gray colored panel. There is a light "fluff" noise, that sounds as though somebody has just flung the comforter off the bed which in fact, happens to be the case exactly.]

...What the hell? Oh- OH WHAT THE-?!

[There is a string of angry footsteps that become progressively louder. The sound of drawers being slammed open can be heard. Scuttling noises accompany them as fingers frantically grab at their contents. But all this is much less interesting than what is being displayed on the feed for a whirl of pink and white cotton comes into focus, replacing the monochromaticity of the gray ceiling. Light Yagami's face cannot be seen, save for an single instant in which he turns his head to look directly at the blinking light of the Blackberry.]

You've got to be kid-

[He stretches his hand out and the feed cuts.]

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[abluechild.livejournal.com]

[...He's in a dress? That's weird. Aoko is just kinda blinking-trying to figure out why Yagami-kun is in a dress]

...Ano-have you by chance met a Kuroba Kaito?

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Away from the camera lens, Light is attempting to pull down the zipper, but frustratingly enough the zipper is stuck. What Kuroba Kaito had to do with anything, he had no idea.]

A-ah, Nakamori-san. A favor, please?

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Sure, what do you need?

[no, she didn't even ask what that favor was.]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Light really does not want to say this. His tone however makes it sound like he is in on the Author's "practical joke." (Nope, not referring to it as a dress) rather than the butt of it.]

I am having some technical difficulties, actually. The Author has a strange sense of humor.

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

[...she thinks back to that horrible Halloween costume she'd once been stuck in-]

Yeah, I know how that is.

-Ne, where are you?

[always-strength.livejournal.com]

[Ran's a little unsure whether she should interfere --

but the other did sound pretty upset.]

Ano ... are you all right?

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[He frowns...then sighs. Just how many people saw that?]

...Ah, yes, I am fine. Rather, I will be. Once I wrap this present.

[always-strength.livejournal.com]

[Ran relaxes. A Christmas emergency is all right.]

Ah, that's a relief! Good luck.

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't think much luck is...Pardon me.

[There is the sound of fabric being scrunched and ripped. Light reappears a minute or two later on the screen dressed in his preferred attire.]

That's better. As I was saying, I don't think luck is necessary for gift wrapping, but your sentiments are appreciated. Ah, I don't believe we've met, have we?

[one-eyed-zero.livejournal.com]

Pinks your color, Light-kun.

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware. There's nothing wrong with that Natsuo-kun.

[one-eyed-zero.livejournal.com]

The frills bring out your eyes too.

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

Many things do.

[Video]

[stalking_horse]

[He's entirely too entertained.] Problems, Yagami-san?

[Video]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Of all the people who saw, it just had to be Hakuba. .....And his black eye. Oh, this is just too good. Light smirks. I should congratulate whoever did that to you.]

It looks like I should be asking you that question, Hakuba-san. I hope you haven't been involved in anything questionable.

[Video]

[stalking_horse]

[Yes, laugh all you like, Aoko got him pretty good. He's ... not missing a beat.]

That would depend on who you asked; either way, it doesn't stop me from enjoying the view.

[Video]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[He frowns for a moment trying to figure out who Hakuba was reminding him of. It comes to him in sharp kaleidoscopic focus, when he stumbles upon the right word: Pervert. L.]

Enjoy it while you can. [He casually reaches for the scissors.]
Who did it?

[video]

[picklesgonewild.livejournal.com]

[under normal circumstances, Piccolo would be on the floor with laughter. But he recent defeat and the fact that Light had helped him with Elphie was going to get an attempt at some sort of civility. He glances at the screen boredly and mopily.]

....could be worse.

[video]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Light retracts that earlier statement. Of all the people who had to see him in this damn outfit, it had to be Piccolo. He braces himself for raucous laughter, except.. he gets civility? This more than anything else- including why the Author had some apparent fetish for cross dressing- has Light confounded. He grits his teeth.]

I know that.

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[picklesgonewild.livejournal.com]

[He let out a slightly irritated sigh and rests his chin on the palm of his hand, looking off scree at nothing in particular]

Then stop throwing a fit and take the thing off, it's not that complicated a solution.

[video]

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Light twitches. I don't believe this. I'm getting a lecture from the moronic alien.]

I wasn't throwing a fit-...Wait. As if you wouldn't be throwing a fit and oh, I don't know, shooting lasers at everything that saw you, if you were in my shoes.

[Video] ((So late >_<))

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Snicker]

[Aw, Hell, Mello guffaws cruelly at you for almost a minute]

That's a good look for you, Kira.

[Video] THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[Light rubs his temples. And of course, the brat happened to see as well.]
Oh I'm aware that there's precious little that doesn't look good on me. It's a curse, really.

[Video] ((*SOBS APOLOGIES*))

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Attempting to save your pride? Cute.

[Mello's annoyed that Light isn't angrier. Stop ruining his fun.]

[Video] [1/2] D'aww don't cry

[finalarbiter.livejournal.com]

[A shadow of a grin creeps onto Light's face. I've decided. You're going to die in a fire. I'd love to see how you look when you come back with burns all over the rest of your body too.]