badfic_manor | 7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

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7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

[At first Hayato didn't notice the change in scenery. Usually he was a light sleeper and pretty crisp in the morning, but after being ill the previous week he was uncharacteristically sluggish. He dragged his feet out of his room with only his pajama pants and a pair of slippers on, and a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth... and a couple stick of dynamite stuck in the waistband of his pants.

He drags his feet through the halls to the bathrooms, totally not registering any of the changes in his environment. He even pauses to glance vacantly out a window for moment before continuing on his way.

Right during the middle of brushing his teeth however it seems to FINALLY DAWN ON HIM, and he hastily spits out the toothpaste and GUNS IT BACK THROUGH THE HALLS TO THAT WINDOW!

So Badficians, have a half-naked teenager looking out the window LIKE HE JUST SAW GOD.]

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No~t entirely. I reprogrammed them.

[Why waste perfectly good equipment?]

*one of the drones moves to Megamind's right while the other takes his left side*

Who's a good drone? You are! Yes you are!

[He pats them both on the top of their domes.]

[Hayato leans forward, hands on his knees, to get a better look at the drones. Tentatively he reaches out to touch one, but pauses to look up at Megamind]

C-can I touch one? They won't like try to blow me up or anything right?

No. They're not that kind of drones. They're modified as my helpers and you can touch it. It's okay.

[He motions with his head to the one on the right and it follows his unspoken command with a *bawng* in response.]

These are designed to help me reach places I can't. I'm thinking of creating some like them when we return. I like their design.

[The static ball that served as their head was the only noticeable change to their physical form.]

[Hayato nods and pats one on the head, examining it closely. This was awesome on such an extreme level, his head feels like it just might explode. He gets back up with a BIIIG smiles and looks up at Megamind]

So, what kind of planet are you from? Do you know about Earth? Do you know of any other planets?! Th-this is SO AWESOME! I've never met an ACTUAL alien before!

I come from a world that technology like this is what we do. We're very knowledgeable in the sciences and math is a second language to us. I, unfortunately, didn't get the change to stay very long.

[Try 8 days.]

I know more about Earth since I lived on it from my infancy to my adulthood.

[He gives a big smile and a very human one.]

I have a human girlfriend that I've known for a very long time. You might know of her. Roxanne Ritchi? Yes, I've been keeping to myself some. I've been busy trying to find more information on this Man-or.

[BIIIG clue there!]

Really?! You live on Earth?!

I'm pretty good at math myself... well... more about chemistry, but then again that's math by default... but I don't know anything about like, alien technology and stuff!

[He looks at the little drones utterly fascinated with what kind of alien technology was used to create them. He is BEAMING with an almost uncharacteristically large grin.]

Roxanne Ritchie? I haven't heard of her, but my reputation proceeds me as a 'bad seed' so that's probably for the better!

[He chuckles nervously and rubs the back of his neck]

But wait, you're dating a human?

[Is that even possible?]

I haven't been here all that long but I could tell ya what I know if you think it'll help.

Yes. I've lived there for a very long time.

[Now he's going through the order of questions as they're being tossed at him. Good luck in getting him to reveal his real age.]

Chemistry is good if you can actually master it. It's good to keep up the study. Honestly being a bad seed isn't that bad if you can turn that into an advantage by keeping things in perspective. I was viewed the same way and I turned it into something that only I can do.

I've been dating her for a few months now and yes, I'm fundamentally the same as you only highly evolved. The best way to explore a thing is to do it right from top to bottom. I'll approach this but if you're willing to help, that's great too!

[Hayato laughs nervously and rubs the back of his neck]

Naw, maybe for an alien, but for someone like me there's really only one way I can go. Kinda born into it y'know? [He shrugs casually, this information doesn't seem to bother him in the least]I come from a long line of scumbags.

So biologically you're an advanced human... [His mind is racing trying to imagine just what an advanced humanoid species could do. Judging by his name... and the size of his head... and the drones... hell, it was about as obvious as a punch in the face that he was smarter. But to be dating a human? Well, he said he lived on Earth for a long time, it wouldn't be surprising for him to pick up the customs. Of course he's not going to delve into the whole 'girlfriend' thing too much. His 14 year-old brain is barely past the cootie stage]

Edited 2011-04-14 19:24 (UTC)

Oh! Well, when I first came here I made a detailed map of the "4rth wall" thing outside the manor, completely measured and scaled to size. Judging by it's size and shape I had marked all the places that if detonated could cause it to crash in on itself... but uh... it didn't really work since... y'know physics is all messed up here. [He chuckles and rubs the back of his neck]

But I still got the map!

[He starts patting down his pants looking for it... when he realizes that he's totally in his pajamas. His face goes deep red]

uh....I think I left it in my clothes... I... should probably get dressed...

Edited 2011-04-14 19:26 (UTC)

[Megamind grins with what he's hearing and seeing that the other was in his pajamas made him think randomly to the time where he freaked out when he thought he was alone in the museum only to be discovered in is pajamas by Roxanne. He's had it bad for her for a very long time but that he'll save for another time.]

I'm not in any hurry. Get it to me when you see me around.

Sure thing! Uh, what's your room number? I'll bring it over as soon as I uh...get some clothes on...

[He chuckles nervously and works to scooting off to the side to head to his room. He can't believe he's talking to an alien half-naked! He's probably made a HORRIBLE first impression on an ALIEN! Hopefully giving him the maps he had worked on would redeem his image a bit!]

50 or 52 is fine.

[He's shaking up with a human so he's not too concerned with sleepwear. Living with humans the majority of his life, he's pretty much seen it all.]

If Roxanne answers, I'll let her know to let you in.

50 or 52, You got it!

[And with a nervous chuckle he begins to scurry off, but pauses to turn back and wave]

I'll see ya then!

I'll see you then. Don't get lost! Those corridors can be a little....oh, he's gone. Maybe I should have told him about the gravity. Oops.

[And Hayato disappears behind the corner... around which there is a promp yelp in surprise]

[He runs and skids to a halt to see what happened.]

Whoa!

[And there is a floating Hayato in the hall, reaching for a stick of dynamite that slipped from the waistband of his pants on his way up]

Shit! Shit! Shit!

[His eyes widen, he turns to one of his drones.]

Get him down and grab the dynamite!

*bawng*

[The drone did as was asked but now Megamind is wondering if his tampering of the control panel was the cause of this little fiasco.]

[Hayato is guided back down to the floor, keeping a hold on his pants just in case... the last thing he wanted was to flash anyone. Especially an alien!

When he gets to the floor he holds out his hand to the drone for the dynamite]

My dynamite, please.

*bawng*

[The bot looks from the dynamite to Megamind then back to the dynamite.]

Give it.

[Megamind holds out his hand and the bot drops it in his hand. He pats the droid on the top of the dome and hands it over to Gokudera.]

Who's a good droid? You are!

*bawng*

[Hayato takes the stick and tucks it back into it's proper place in the waste band of his pants]

Ah, thanks... You got any idea what the fuck that's about.

Er...yes. Yes! I'm aware of the problem. Uh, just a word of precaution, don't go in the cargo bay. The gravity is killer.

[Literally.]

Gotcha loud and clear. I'll probably just hang out in my room for a while.

Maybe that's better...at least for now I'll have my droids bring you snacks.

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[1/3] You make him think SO HARD MAGAMIND XD

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