Mary Winchester | 29 | [Video]

[was_a_hunter]

[Hey, Badfic, there's a kitty face on screen. Said kitty is nuzzling and licking at the camera.]

Chloe, what are you doing~?

[There's a rustling before the kitten is picked up, Mary's smiling face appearing a moment after.]

I guess someone's feeling better.

Does anyone want anything to eat? I was going to make something for Chloe and myself, so if anyone wants something, feel free to come to the kitchen.

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[videya]

[notkinkypatch]

[All that tongue and fur initially makes Badou pause when he sees the feed, grimacing.] God dammit, of all the times to stumble onto shitty fury porn...

[But the familiar blonde with the sunny grin halts that train of horror. A relieved grin quirks his lips.] Well now. Ain't you a sight for sore eye. You sure you've got enough patience to rustle up grub for the whole class? Might haveta put some brats in time out.

[was_a_hunter]

[Oh, she did love the sound of that familiar voice.]

Badou~!

[Settling the kitten in her arms, she levels him with a mock stern look.] I'm sure, after all, who do you think you're talking to? If I couldn't feed whoever wanted it, I wouldn't be too good of a mama bear, now would I?

[notkinkypatch]

[That earns one hell of a chuckle from him. Badou holds his hands up in surrender] Alright, you got me there. You'd put that old bag in the shoe to shame. Not to mention the stank.

[He lets out a put upon mock sight.] I guess in redemption I could take you up on your offer. Only if you're gentle with dolin' out my punishment. An no wooden spoons. [He's totally curious about the pussy but that wise crack'll come later.]

[was_a_hunter]

Aw, but wooden spoons are the best part. [She's already heading towards the kitchen, completely relaxed for the moment.] If you insist though, I'll go easy on you.

[notkinkypatch]

[Jesus hernando CHRIST you're killing him, Mary. He dissolves into laughter] I see someone's thought of a juicy side quest for the Mechanic an the Housewife, eh? That's hella kinky. I dunno if I can ever look atchu the same way again.

[As if he needs to be told twice. A fire is lit under his ass and he's blowing out the door as he cackles] Thank ya kindly, madam.

[was_a_hunter]

Perhaps I should take up writing? Add to the romance section in the library~.

[Okay, no. Not happening. Ever. If she did, it would live in her drawer and away from sight.

When he finally arrives in the kitchen, there will be a white and blond kitten drinking from a saucer on the counter and Mary leaning close to it, her eyes n the door.]

[notkinkypatch]

[Badou's mouth scrunches in a half grimace. Selfie fanfiction tho...that's MIGHTY interesting] As long as words like 'living dragon lair' ain't included. Pork sword would be hella acceptable.

[A few minutes later he busts into the kitchen like he owns the place (at least he owns the carton of milk with his chew marks- it was HARD TO OPEN OKAY) and immediately grins a sleezy grin]

So. You lookin' for a publisher for your great kinkmance? I've heard fanfuckintastic things bout this asshole named B.C. Nails. Real classy fucker.

[was_a_hunter]

Now, I don't know, but I certainly wouldn't use words quite like that. [Give the woman credit, even her worst words wouldn't be that horrible.]

[Smiling over to her visitor, she waves a spoon at him.]

Hey, hun. I think I'd go with someone else for my editor though, no offense. But, I will feed you anytime you want.

[notkinkypatch]

[He makes a show of kicking a toe at the tiles in disappointment, not bothered to hide his grin] Damn shame. S'all good though, sometimes it's better to have a private spank bank, eh? [No one on this earth could come up with something as compelling as 'nether lips', all credit is hers]

[He plops himself into a chair, chin in his fists like a damn child] Well while you tell me what the everlovin' fuck you've been up to, I wouldn't turn away some pasta. An as payment you get to witness my handsome good looks. ...An I guess if you wanna know what's been happenin' around here I can tell ya.

[was_a_hunter]

Badou! [Did he have to be so lewd? Blushing fiercely, she turned her attention to gathering ingredients, anything to keep from looking back at her friend.]

Ah...Not much really, just getting Chloe settled for the most part. I'm afraid I got a little distracted, but...

[What can she say. She hadn't had a pet before, it was kind of fun.]

[notkinkypatch]

Mary! [Do bears have to shit in the woods? Instantly spotting her reaction makes Badou a cheeky turd. Please mind him. Upside the head with a whap, to be clear]

Mmm. You're lucky you found a lil pet outside the shitty population here. Less trouble an kinky drama. Not to mention a charmin' mention in the yearbook. [He crooks a finger curiously at the kitty otherwise preoccupied with her calcium] I got the right to reserve my judgement on how diabolical she is, though.

[was_a_hunter]

Be polite. This is hardly the place for such talk~. [Okay, it was...but her delicate ears. She wasn't used to such language from people that weren't John, even then, it wasn't talked about so freely outside of their bedroom.]

Poor thing was half frozen. I didn't have it in me to leave her out there...I'm just glad she came to the manor with me and wasn't left there. [The kitten lifts her head, the little bell around her neck making a tinkling noise. Oh hey, a finger. Have a little paw lifting to try to scratch it, Badou.]

[notkinkypatch]

[Badou palms his heart in mock hurt] Why, m'lady, I'm always on my best damn behavior. Innocent chitchat is what I'm allll about. [The shiteating grin leaves much to be desired. Hey, it's only fair, friendship is a two way street even if it's a little depth perception-capped oneway]

An what better person to find this one than the Queen of the strays, eh? 'm tellin' you, recruitment offices don't know their asses from their eyes, passin' up your PTO skills. [He lets her 'catch' her prey and pets the little paw]

Ahhh, ya got me! Now what're you gonna do? How bout somethin' new, seein' as biting's lost it's flare this season.

[video]

[artificialflower]

[ Oh. ]

[ Kitty. Not as adorable as bunnies, but still rather cute. Not that Kanda's going to ever admit it or show it in any way. ]

Have you learned to make noodles yet?

[ PRIORITIES at least he's not sounding demanding or anything, just slightly hopeful ]

[video]

[was_a_hunter]

Perhaps, but I haven't had anyone test them just yet.

Would you like a sample, tell me if I need to do more work on it?

[video]

[artificialflower]

[ THAT'S ALRIGHT HIS SENSE OF TASTE IS RATHER DULL ANYWAY ]

[ He'd love that, actually, but apparently he's physically incapable of expressing his excitement at such a high level. So he just looks less grumpy instead. ]

...sure.

[video]

[was_a_hunter]

[She's sadly use to people like this so it doesn't even phase her.]

I'll be waiting in the kitchen if you want to join me.

[With that, she cuts the feed, waiting to see if he'll show or not.]

[video] -> [action]

[artificialflower]

[ Well, that's good! Probably. ]

Got it.

[ A bit later, he's indeed going to show, peering awkwardly from behind the doorframe. You should really start giving him social interaction classes by now, mom. :c ]

[action]

[was_a_hunter]

[When he shows up, she's stirring a pot of noodles.

Feeling someone watching her, she looks back, a wide smile on her face.]

About time you got here~. Thought I was gonna have to eat by myself.

[action]

[artificialflower]

[ oh. real noodles. he'd almost blush at this point if he wasn't as reserved ]

Would you not like that?

[ He's still kind of getting used to the idea of someone liking to do things for other people just because. ]

[action]

[was_a_hunter]

Of course not. I'd rather have the company of a good friend while I eat.

[She was confused by his question. ...Did he not want to eat with her?]

If you want to eat alone though...

[action]

[artificialflower]

[ W-WOW IS HE A GOOD FRIEND ]

[ WOMAN STOP MAKING HIM FEEL FEELINGS ]

No. It's fine.

[ Truth to be told, he prefers eating alone, but... He's been at the Manor for a while now, and some people were sort of beginning to grow on him. That and the lady had actually prepared something for him, and rejecting her company would seem very ungrateful. Noodles were something that deserved gratefulness. ]

[action]

[was_a_hunter]

Good, take a seat.

[Turning her attention to the pots, she turned off the heat and worked on finishing the noodles,s cooping her finished product in two bowls.]

I'm not too sure on how they're supposed to taste. I want your honest opinion, alright?

[Setting a bowl in front of him, she awaited his judgement.]

[action]

[artificialflower]

[ Kanda does as told and watches her finish her work, although he looks genuinely surprised at the question, blinking and his hand slipping from under his chin where he's been supporting it. ]

Why would I lie?

[ Things like making sure feelings don't get hurt are non-existent in Kandaworld. Still, he shrugs and pulls the bowl closer, blowing the steam off. ]

[action]

[was_a_hunter]

Most people are worried about hurting other peoples feelings. Either way, I just want an honest answer because otherwise, I'm not sure I've got it right.

[Pulling out a chair, Mary takes a seat across from him and pulled her own bowl closer. Even if it didn't turn out right, she was proud of it.]