Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]

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[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.

Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way.

But that's simply not possible.

On the other hand, her eyes are practically bulging from how wide she's keeping them, staring in a mixture of mute shock and fear at all of the much taller and much bigger (... and others much, MUCH bigger) people walking around as they enjoy the very first day of ManorCon!

Her pace slows to a stop as her squeaky steps finally fade out into the buzz and chatter of the con-goers.

She simply stands there, still silent, blinking twice, before finally throwing her head back.]

ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

H-has Pinoko's been kidnapped again?! Pinoko can't remember anything— was it a drug? Did Pinoko hit her head?!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, DOC, WHERE ARE YOU?! [She bursts into tears, wiping at her tear-tracked cheeks with her balled-up hands.] Are you okay?! Pinoko can't remember if she left the oven ooooon!! [The wail breaks off as her breathing hitches, then with a great big sob, she slumps.]

((Not a super exciting first post, but. ^^;))

In Person

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[Jake hasn't been particularly bothered one way or the other about this "convention" thus far. Sure, he's been a bit confused by running into a few cosplayers dressed as Phoenix or Edgeworth, but otherwise it hasn't been any different than one big costume party.

With dealers and panels. Jake's wandered in and out of these places, but seeing as he doesn't really care much about the anime/comic lifestyle, he hasn't been particularly drawn to hang out in any one place long. That is until someone calls him by name.]

"Oh, wow! A Jake Marshall?"

[He turns towards its source, a woman wearing cat ears behind a vendor's booth. Best as he can tell, the booth sells comic books, though there seems to be nothing but women browsing. Odd. He would have thought it was more of a guy thing. He tips his hat to her in a polite gesture, meaning to move on. She calls out to him again.]

"Hey, hang on a second! I think I got something for you!"

[For him? He stops, waiting while she rummages through her merchandise. She eventually hands over a comic book with a large grin on her face.]

"There you go! You and what's-his-name!"

[Him and 'what's-his-name'? Jake's not sure what that means but thanks her anyhow before opening it up to see just what this is.

...and summarily lose the color in his face.

Ah, the joys of incestuous yaoi...]

Page Fourteen || "......." [In Person/Accidental Video]

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( This part isn't here. )

[ The feed suddenly clicks on as a random L cosplayer practically glomptackles Light...and then proceeds to lick his cheek.]

....What the hell-?

[Ohhhh, but it doesn't end there. Not-L grabs his arm while he's caught unaware, and swiftly handcuffs Light to her own arm, and drags him off to the Death Note Panel....

Anyone paying attention to the next few hours of Light's audio feed will first hear him trying to reason with the cosplayer, but get stunned into total silence. Random snippets of Light-isms can be heard- "I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP, AND EAT IT"... all the way down to "MATSUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"- until finally...]

Wasn't that AWESOME! Too bad Light's a dickface that kills L. He totally deserved what he got! Thanks for keeping me company~

[The L cosplayer gives Light a kiss on the cheek and then saunters off after releasing him. The feed now just shows Light looking ABSOLUTELY TRAUMATIZED.]



((Basically, anything that's not part of the LJ cut is open for responses/being seen. The LJ cut is really one long ass tl;dr that leads Light to realize the Note is working again. Oh yeah, this goes without saying. no one remembers any of what actually happened after Manorcon is over.))

14th bomb||Hayato Gokudera|| [in person]

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[Hayato is skulking around irritably, hands in his pockets. Currently he is walking through the dealers room. Not for any reason particularly... he's just pissed off and hopes the shiny objects with distract the army of idiots from touching him and poking him and taking pictures of him, and if he has to beat the shit of ONE MORE PERSON DRESSED LIKE... oh for fucks sake, there's one now.]

OI! Shit head where the fuck do you idiots get off dressin' like me?!

[He grabs the impersonator by the shoulder and whips him around, then grabbing him by the collar of the shirt. But as usual with this place, the dumb shit only laughs and says:

"Oh wow you're so in character! You look just like him too!"

He swore if he heard that ON MORE TIME-

"Hey Hayato! Where's you're sister! She's hot!"

He twitches irritably and turns to his imposter's friend glaring DAGGERS at her.]

Go fuck yourself.

[And he lets go of his imposter's collar with one hand so that he could flip off his friend. She just giggles and says, "Omigod! He really is in character!"

... That was it. Bitch was gunna die. He roughly shoves his imposter away, and starts to storm up to the chick rolling up his sleeves, when there's a giggle and she points behind him.

"Look she's behind you~"

Hayato could feel his heart stop, nononono not his sister, please be ANYONE but his sister! He whips around and is suddenly face-to-face with a poster of his smoking hot sister. He goes pale, and his stomach churns. It may have just been a poster but the shock of seeing the poster was enough to trigger the good old psychological trauma response he got from looking at her face. His eyes roll back and he just topples over onto the ground clutching his stomach. The cosplayers laugh and take a few pictures then go about their merry way, disregarding the fact that Hayato still hasn't gotten off the ground]

002 Sabaku no Gaara [In Person] Backdated to the first ten minutes of Manorcon

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[Anyone in the registration area of Manorcon will have noticed a very large gathering of people in the middle of the room. Fight through all of the fangirls, and you see... a raccoon, not much bigger than the palm of one's hand. See, within the first few minutes of Manorcon, Gaara's decided to kill everyone. He'd been touched one too many times, squealed over, fussed over- all of these came with life-ending consequences.

The first attempt on a girl's life ended up with his sand gourd disappearing. Immensely angered, but unperturbed, he'd attempted to use "Ryuusa Bakuryu" ...and ended up a very adorable, snarling raccoon.

Careful. He bites.]

2nd mask || Hirako Shinji || [in person]

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[Well as fun as having scantily clad women following him about (and though he never thought he'd be saying this, he REALLY wished many were more covered up), he had grown MORE then tired of being kicked, punched, whacked, and otherwise MAULED in the face by people dressed up as Hiyori. It was bad enough when the little brat did it, never mind people he didn't even know...

Well there was that one chick dressed as Hiyori who had BOOBS.... it was hilarious.

But still not worth the abuse. So he dropped out of his gigai and set it up so that it looked like he was sleeping on the floor, and took a seat next to it contently. No one would bother him now...]

((OOC: A gigai is essentially a souless body made so soul reapers and other like spiritual people can take over to interact with the living. Shinji being out of it, means he thinks he's invisible, when in manor-reality it looks like there are two identical Shinji's sitting next to eachother.))

[Audio]

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So I can ship, say, Equius with more than one purrson per quadrent?

Oh, of course! Just because you like him with Aradia, doesn’t mean you can’t also think that maybe he would be good with Gamzee.

You mean beclaws, right?

Oh, yeah, keep furgetting the puns. But, anyway, that’s really how it works. Besides, we don’t know what all’s canon, as there’s so much quadrant info that’s not there! Like, does Karkat have a moirail?

If not, he needs one, stat.

He used to be with Sullox, I think, but then Sollux left him fur Feferi? I think? It's impawsible to keep up with all the quadrant shifts, even with a wall!

[Horrible things are afoot]

Frieza Planet 2 ] Frieza [ Accidental Video

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<sub>[Hello everyone Frieza here, the feed has activated in his hand and you can see the crowd bearing down on him, some angry, some adoring. The camera turns and Frieza is clearly at a loss for words. The first day he leaves his room and this is what he finds, a crowd of people bearing down on him. He stands there and lets the adoring ones touch him.

"YOUR COSTUME IS AMAZING LORD FRIEZA"

"MAKE ME PART OF YOUR ARMY LORD FRIEZA!" \

"HOLY CRAP HOW DO YOU MAKE THE TAIL MOVE?!!1!!1"

The clamouring never ceased but eventually the admirers left, leaving only the haters.

"I'll kill you for what you did to my planet" -- This from a Vegeta who was entirely all wrong....

"You'll never stop me Frieza" -- this from a Goku with gold spray painted hair.

Frieza raised his fists, ready to put them in their place when they backed off.

"Hey man we don't want to fight" The feed ends when Frieza notices the blinking red light and nearly crushes his device trying to turn it off]</sub>

release 007 || Ulquiorra Cifer || [video/in person]

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[Well, needless to say Ulquiorra did not like this place. Not at all. To any who had seen him wandering around the manor would notice that Ulquiorra was missing the sword that he normally had practically glued to his side. That's right, this place with all it's touching and squealing and hugging had pushed him far enough to try kill someone.

despite doing his VERY BEST to find the most secluded unnoticed places in the building, it didn't take long for an Orihime cosplayer to find him out, and call out to him with a "Heey~ Ulquiorra~"

Ulquiorra turns around just in time to receive a forceful slap to the face, from... the not-Orihime... what in Las Noches was this-

"Thanks darling!"

The cosplayer giggles and winks at him, giving him a good smack on the rear before prancing off. Leaving him to to just STARE in shock.


...oh if he only had his Zanpakuto...]

003 - Kurda Smahlt - [video]

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[Kurda is wearing an 'I ♥ Yaoi' t-shirt, mostly because it looked comfortable and is blue, he hasn't got a clue what 'yaoi' is...
He's standing by a table full of books, one in his hand. He waves the manga volume at the video, brow creased in puzzlement, but a small smile on his face - the manga is called 'Vampire Mountain'. ]

...so... guys?

Anyone have any idea what in Charna's name is going on here? Because I'm stumped!